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5:34 pm  •  9 January 2012

randomnessasusual:

“Kids, don’t try planking, it’s dangerous. Especially with me around.”

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3:41 pm  •  23 September 2011

ifshewantsmeyeah:

Jim: “Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: is there no limit to what he won’t notice?”

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2:17 am  •  23 August 2011

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

gpoy

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7:34 pm  •  20 December 2010

forgers:

TOP FIVE SHIPS (asked by vivitchi)

#04 → Jim/Pam

Jim: Four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don’t get me wrong—I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy. I didn’t need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me to drive stick? I’ve been driving stick since high school. For a really long time that’s all I had: little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife.

- The Office, Niagara (6x04)

3:59 pm  •  2 November 2010

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10:09 pm  •  8 September 2010